Hello, all. This is Audra Johnson, '98. Some of you might remember me from my amateur journalism exploits in the school newspaper? Since graduating, I've been moving from city to city working some small-time jobs. For the past few years, I've been employed as a personal assistant for Poinsettia Designs. I'll spare you the advertising and just say that if you haven't heard of it, you don't own any pets.

I received a newsletter in the mail telling me about this "social networking site," as they called it, for Veritas Alumni a few weeks ago. Apparently I was supposed to hear about a while ago, but they had a hard time tracking me down because I moved too much. Either that, or I was writing an article during some presentation they might have given during senior year. It's been so long that it's hard to remember.

( Personal assistants are not glamorous )